Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Interesting quotes about life


Virginity is like a balloon, 1 pop and it's gone forever

Sex is like Pringles, once you start you can't stop

Fate is like getting raped, you can't fight it so learn to enjoy it

Work is like group sex, 10 people are behind your ass to take your place

Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and hard work

Success is like masturbating, only with your own hand can you achieve it

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason

-- Iron bowl

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