Wednesday, January 08, 2014

Counting Carbs Lyrics... Counting Stars Parody

Lately I been, I been losing weight
thinking about the things that we could eat
But baby, I been, I been noming' hard
Said no more counting dollars
We'll be counting carbs
Yeah, we'll be counting carbs

I see this lime
sour and Divine
Squeeze it hard and make it mine
Remove the seeds
And it will taste fine

Old, but I'm not that old
Young, but I'm not that bold
12 years is when scotch is old
I'm just drinking what we're sold

It tastes so right
By eating the wrong thing
And I feel something so wrong
By eating the right thing
I couldn't eat, couldn't eat, couldn't eat
Eating that kills me makes me feel alive

[Chorus] Lately I been, I been losing weight
thinking about the things that we could eat
But baby, I been, I been noming' hard
Said no more counting dollars
We'll be counting carbs
Yeah, we'll be counting carbs
Lately I been, I been losing weight
thinking about the things that we could eat
But baby, I been, I been noming' hard
Said no more counting dollars
We'll be counting carbs
Yeah, we'll be counting carbs

[Bridge 4x:] Take that bacon Watch it burn Taste that crisp Calories I burn Eating that kills me makes me feel alive

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